Arsenal’s superstar Thierry Henry sensationally retired from the world of football to play with balls of a different kind. Revealed in an exclusive with The Moon, he said,
“I love Arsenal too much to fuck them upside down with mindgames. The fans should only take so much shit from me. After a season of whinning, moaning and more whinning, I wanted to leave on a high. I will never be able to play for any club after Arsenal. It wasn’t a tough decision.
I’ve always wanted to play for Spurs. They will never be as big as Arsenal. But well, you know we Frenchies are strange”
